I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS
when you see someone hot talking to your crush
LMAOOOOO YOU FAKE ASS BITCH IM DYIIING YOU THOUGHT YOU HIT ANON
talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan
In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me
a series of unfortunate eyebrows