psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

kittea-cat:

YES HELLO

YES I WOULD LIKE TO ORDER ALL THE CARROTS

THANK YOU

donnacabonna:

when you see someone hot talking to your crush

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you talk about white people like you are black then you criticize a white person saying he is acting like a black person? haha you phony (and im a black guy)

h0odrich:

LMAOOOOO YOU FAKE ASS BITCH IM DYIIING YOU THOUGHT YOU HIT ANON 

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows