teamrocketing:

listen up fives, a maybe six on a good day is speaking

onlinegf:

what if your brain had autocorrect & you accidentally yelled out “I’m gonna lick your ass” in anger

i aim to look cute, intimidating, and Very Gay
reblog if you’re going to let God handle that hoe

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

awwww-cute:

He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody

awwww-cute:

He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control